Finding the Perfect Woman

In the shadowy corridors of power, a newly-elected U.S. President breaks his promise to restrict offshore oil exploration, igniting a chain of events that will shake the nation. Behind the scenes, a cabal of America’s most powerful oil company CEOs, led by a mysterious and malevolent Saudi, orchestrates a series of catastrophic accidents on offshore oil rigs, tankers, and other facilities. Their goal? To incite public outrage and force the President to halt new exploration, all to protect their soaring profits. As the nation reels from disaster after disaster, a seemingly grassroots environmental group emerges, fanning the flames of public dissent. But beneath the surface, nothing is as it appears. The Facilitator weaves a web of intrigue and deception, leading readers through a labyrinth of suspense to a climax that is as unexpected as it is brilliant. Prepare to be captivated by a tale where every twist and turn reveals a deeper layer of conspiracy.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a mortician in a quirky mining town? Well, let me introduce you to my life as Patnude Sheekey, the go-to guy for all things funereal in Globe, Arizona. Working at LM. Best of Best Funeral Home, I encounter a colorful cast of characters, both living and… not so living. There’s Carmine Rightful, who never goes anywhere without her stuffed cat, Rinny. Then there’s Clyde C Clyde, who thinks every day is a good day for a high-speed chase. And let’s not forget Scoop Cooper, the reporter who’s so dedicated he sometimes forgets to actually report the news. While I try to keep things professional, my job is anything but boring. Sissie and her secretive family always manage to throw a wrench in my plans, keeping me on my toes. Step into my world, and you’ll never look at people the same way again. Trust me, it’s a grave responsibility, but someone’s got to do it!